Tell me again the one about how Easter is about Jesus rising from the grave like a zombie.
I love that joke.
Easter… Ishtar… estrous…
No, it couldn’t possibly be a holiday of female fertility rituals stolen by Roman Empire Christians.
That would be crazy, right? I mean who could link flowers and baby animals and bunny rabbits and eggs with female sexual fertility?
Painting eggs and bunny rabbits are so much more obviously symbolic references to a man’s crucifixion and transformation into an undead prophet.
Easter is about Jesus? What a joke.